| "People point and laugh at me wherever
I go. Even when I DON'T have my CM shirt on
or anywhere close by!!!"
| "My BF got some of your CM shirts for Christmas and
now I'm not ashamed to be seen in public with him!
I've even stopped sleeping with most of his friends!"
| "Not quite the best shirt I've ever eaten. Though,
it's possible the CM shirt I got was defective."
Maybe a shipping problem?
| "I get so much action cuz of the stuff I bought from you
that my doctor says I have 3 STD's there aren't even
names for, yet! One increases life expectancy!"
| "4 months ago. I bought your limited edition CM shirt that
claims to repel Green Belt Ninjas. Now that I can use my
arms again I thought I should tell you... It doesn't. "
My Attorney's Calling
| "The only thing cooler than my GF wearing a CM shirt as
lingerie, is me wearing my CM shirt while out-running
Hittin' Dat Pre-teen